Showing posts with label text codes for Seniors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label text codes for Seniors. Show all posts

Friday, October 21, 2011

Seniors' Text Codes

received this from a friend online, and it's too funny not to include in my journal:

The kids have their codes for texting.
Finally, there are Senior Texting Codes!
ATD -At the Doctor's

BFF -Best Friend's Funeral

BHA -Blue Hair Alert

BTW -Bring the Wheelchair

BYOB -Bring Your Own Bran 

CBM -Covered By Medicare

CUATSC -See You at the Senior Center

DWI -Driving While Incontinent

FWPrB -Friend With Plastic Rain Bonnet

FWIW -Forgot Where I Was

FYI -Found Your Insulin

GHA -Got Heartburn Again

HGBM -Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO -Is My Hearing Aid On?

LMAM -Love My Arthritis Meds

LOL -Live on Lipitor

LWO -Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR -On My Massage Recliner

OMG -Oh, My!  Gas.

ROFL . . . CGU -Rolling on the Floor Laughing . . . Can't Get Up!

TTYL -Talk To You Louder

WAITT -Who Am I Talking To?

WTF -Where's the Fiber?

WWNO -Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGPBL -Gotta' Go.  Pacemaker Battery Low.